(This post was last modified: 10-20-2022, 03:01 PM by Lipripper660.)
The much maligned Pinaud Clubman Lilac Vegetal. First time user because I wanted to see what all the hubbub was about. Years back, The Veg took a lot of shade on the forums. Comments ranged from cat piss to rotten trash and hate and foment for the Veg ruled the day. Scared? You bet I was. Who wants to smell like a litter box that has been living in the bottom of Grandmas unmentionables drawer? Not me! Shoot, not me! My masculinity couldn’t handle the gut-punch. Of late though, at the behest of my daughter, I’ve been writing my stories down. In doing so I’ve been dragged back into a time when choices had no consequences, I was ten feet tall, and bullet proof! When I saw Lilac Vegetal offered in a 50ml bottle I had just enough “man” in me to give it a go. As my dad was fond of saying “I’m not responsible for what others may think”, so in the cart it went. It arrived yesterday and to tell the truth I had to put a drop of Tabasco in my right eye to prove I had the courage to crack the seal on the Veg. I was blinking back tears as I twisted the cap off and brought the bottle to my nose for a sniff. Steeling my resolve I prepared to be assaulted by the scent of ten dead horses (some of you will understand). Sniff…….sniff sniff……say, this isn’t bad! Drop on my wrist and a wave through the air and sniff…sniff and surprise hit me. This concoction was not as offensive as clearing a plug from a sewer main at all. Shoot, it was pleasant. And that’s when I realized y’all are daft! I’m not going to listen to another thing you have to say. Shoot, you have me wondering now if the Blackbird really is a quality razor or if Sandalwood scent is pleasant. I sit here right now smelling like lilacs softened by musk and I’m not afraid at all. Will my wife like it? Shoot no she won’t but she likes Drakkar so I don’t believe her much anyway. Gents, I like the Veg and if you have a problem with that well then you can just fight me.