(This post was last modified: 07-27-2021, 02:19 AM by Fluffy.)
In the days of my miss spent youth. My friends and I wound up at the ER in Baltimore. How you ask. Well my buddy Chad ran out of drinking money while we were in Fells Point. So in order to "earn" some money. He bet he could hide/stick a quarter up his nose far enough that you couldn't see it. Everyone ponied up some money and he carried out his retarded drunken magic trick.
Once rammed in. He triumphantly claimed his winnings. Ordered another beer. Then began to attempt to retrieve his now. Lucky quarter. No dice, dummy. Bartender attempted to use a pair of pliers to get it out. But pushed it farther into his hollow skull. Now there was pain and pressure. And some blood coming out of Chads nose. But the quarter was holding tight. So off to the ER we went.
Luckily for him I know Baltimore pretty well. And got him there (Hopkins Bayview hospital) pretty quickly. After two hours they were able to get out his quarter. And get it to stop bleeding. I guarantee a thousand copies of that X-Ray were made. The profile view showed the coin even right between his eyes. While waiting we changed the channel on the TV in the waiting room and watched WWF wrestling.
During the wait. Two gun shot victims came in. One limped in (small caliber foot wound. Self inflicted) The other walked. And a dude with someone's front tooth stuck between his middle and ring finger bandaged up in a pair of panties. We had so much fun. That we occasionally went back just to hang out in the waiting room. We made friends with the BCPD Sgt. that was assigned to the ER on weekends. He would regale us with his favorite stories. Lemonade out of lemons.
Once rammed in. He triumphantly claimed his winnings. Ordered another beer. Then began to attempt to retrieve his now. Lucky quarter. No dice, dummy. Bartender attempted to use a pair of pliers to get it out. But pushed it farther into his hollow skull. Now there was pain and pressure. And some blood coming out of Chads nose. But the quarter was holding tight. So off to the ER we went.
Luckily for him I know Baltimore pretty well. And got him there (Hopkins Bayview hospital) pretty quickly. After two hours they were able to get out his quarter. And get it to stop bleeding. I guarantee a thousand copies of that X-Ray were made. The profile view showed the coin even right between his eyes. While waiting we changed the channel on the TV in the waiting room and watched WWF wrestling.
During the wait. Two gun shot victims came in. One limped in (small caliber foot wound. Self inflicted) The other walked. And a dude with someone's front tooth stuck between his middle and ring finger bandaged up in a pair of panties. We had so much fun. That we occasionally went back just to hang out in the waiting room. We made friends with the BCPD Sgt. that was assigned to the ER on weekends. He would regale us with his favorite stories. Lemonade out of lemons.