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***WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT***

I was out tonight, as usual scanning the hotel bar for my next conquest, They usually come to me slowly but this evenings beauty jumped out at me from across the room, tall leggy, beautiful curves, a long dark brunette with flecks of blonde at the ends. She wore a silky black number that draped over her body and shone, peeking out from the waist was the slightest glimpse of red lace which captured my imagination for to long, long enough for her to be upon me. The faintest hints of her perfume wafted past my nose, sweet smelling and slightly erotic. She drew closer and closer until she was so close she was pressed up against me, one peck on the lips, a slight movement in my jeans pocket and then she walked away. Her kiss left the lightest remains of her strawberry lippy, in my pocket a note with one word and one number 'Suite 69'. As I approached the room, my nerves made my legs shake and my excitement kept me standing. I raised my hand to knock, but the door opened with no such action and there she was in all her beauty, no silky black number just the red lace that even my imagination couldn't have dreamt up moments earlier. She pulled me in and her perfume notes took me to a new place reminding me of hints of soft citrus fruit and purple flowers. We didn't make the bedroom the first time, as she pulled at my hair, I felt the supple softness of her skin against mine, her embrace was like a cushion, protective and comfortable. She glided around my body like it was an ice rink - she was no amateur! The red lace was soon gone and the room filled with a distinct smell, it lingered long after it finished - I lay waiting for it all to happen again. The second time was slicker than the last, more loving and gentle, I savoured the moment only hoping it wasn't going to end. As she left to clean up, I was mesmerised by how soft my skin felt and her scent clung me and gave me flash backs. I heard the door go, I checked, she was gone, all her clothes scattered on the floor, only her coat missing. A mysterious woman, one that would haunt me forever - in a good way. My only clue as to who she may be was two words written on the mirror in her bright strawberry lip liner....'Night Music'.

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Oli AKA Windsor Citrus
Surrey, UK.
#2
Well I hope that came across ok, I have written many reviews but none quite like that but this soap is special. Hopefully you can pick up the references to performance and scent and how the soap made me feel.

A review in standard the way would read;

Packaging - 10/10

Well finished, good size tub appropriate design.

Scent - 9/10

Love it or hate it scent, I love it but others won't. Has similarities to Leviathan and Lananille. I think Will hit the spot with what he was trying to create, it is sultry, kinky and naughty!

Lather - 10/10

Great lather, easy to build. I can see what people are saying about the thinner lather but still full of cushion and protection. Super slick, a straight razor users fantasy!

Post Shave - 10/10

Not an ounce of tightness, skin felt soft and moisturised for hours after the shave.

Overall - 9.5/10

Great soap, great performance, loses 0.5 because the scent is very subjective. The soap fulfils its objectives.

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Oli AKA Windsor Citrus
Surrey, UK.
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Posting Freak
Canada
(This post was last modified: 03-11-2016, 07:37 PM by celestino.)
Oli, thank you for the fascinating review. Smile
Now, I am quite intrigued by this scent from your description, but if it is reminiscent of Lanvanille and Leviathan, I may have to pass as I just did not get on with these two.

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Celestino
Love, Laughter & Shaving  Heart
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It does have elements of those two but the sweetness mixes it up a bit. If you get to try it, it's worth it for the experience Smile

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Oli AKA Windsor Citrus
Surrey, UK.
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Posting Freak
Canada
(03-11-2016, 07:51 PM)WindsorCitrus Wrote: It does have elements of those two but the sweetness mixes it up a bit. If you get to try it, it's worth it for the experience Smile

Thanks, Oli and I'll have to try a small sample, then, if possible. Shy

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Celestino
Love, Laughter & Shaving  Heart
#6
Brilliant review Oli! I always enjoy reading artistically styled reviews.

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(03-11-2016, 08:12 PM)NeoXerxes Wrote: Brilliant review Oli! I always enjoy reading artistically styled reviews.

Thank you, they are tough to write but good fun.

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Oli AKA Windsor Citrus
Surrey, UK.
#8
Shave porn!

Great review. If it reminds of Leviathan and Lavanille I'm sorry that I didn't purchased it.

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That Bald Guy with the Big Beard
Bishop, CA
(This post was last modified: 03-11-2016, 08:33 PM by BadDad.)
I have a half tub of this that was gifted to me. I had a rough go of it the first(and only) time I used it. Seems it is a very thirsty soap, and I didn't quite have my water correct.

I think I might have to see how this Lady in Red Lace dances with my Slim tonight...

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-Chris~Head Shaver~
#10

Member
San Francisco
If I were to write my version of that review, Night Music would be a rugged, handsome young gentleman seducing me with his irrefutable wit, eloquence, intellectualism, and smokin' hot bod. But then, I wouldn't want to shock everyone's sensibilities TOO much. ;-)

Fun review! I agree this soap is special stuff. Need to use it again in the next few days, in fact.

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