Since my last post was so serious bordering on mature adult content. I feel the need to "lighten" things up. I am going to tell you all a little story about my experience on the web late yesterday evening. Due to certain circumstances. Which will become apparent in the story. This may NSFW, or anywhere else for that matter. I'll use medical terms. So here goes.
My recent flurry of brush handle making has me with a bunch of handles that need knots installed so as to put them to use and see if they "feel good" in use. I presently have two Oumo boar brush knots inbound. And with recent posts from my buddy Dave in KY about his blonde horse hair knot. I decided to look up some of those and see about broadening my brush stable. Knuck knuck.
So on to AlieExpress I go. Get set and type in their search bar to explore the world of Horse hair brush knots. And bam I am thrown for a loop by the auto complete list that pops up on the AlieExpress search bar. No sooner than I get "Horse" typed in. The first suggested word to complete my search that pops up is "Dildo" I kid you not! WTF! There I am sitting on the couch trying to find a few new brush knots and AlieExpress thinks I want to get my "freak on". Sweet mother of pearl. We are doomed as a species.
Now I am thinking what to do? Just pretend I didn't see that. Or do I dare click on that and expose my tender sensibiities the wild side of AlieExpress offerings.
Lord help me I clicked on it. What popped up on my screen was just awful and humbling. There seems to be two main types. One group is the anatomically correct type. These may actually be molded from actual full grown excited Clydesdale horses. Then there are the ones that more resemble a human example. But a dude that's been exposed to massive amounts of radiation. But instead of giving him cancer or killing him. One part of him mutated to such a massive size as to be compared the aforementioned Clydesdale.
After this horrifying and brief quick look into a world of which I am thankfully not knowledgeable about. I went back to my original G rated search for a horse hair knot.
Be carerful out there guys. The internet can lead you down paths that are pretty scary.
Fluffy
My recent flurry of brush handle making has me with a bunch of handles that need knots installed so as to put them to use and see if they "feel good" in use. I presently have two Oumo boar brush knots inbound. And with recent posts from my buddy Dave in KY about his blonde horse hair knot. I decided to look up some of those and see about broadening my brush stable. Knuck knuck.
So on to AlieExpress I go. Get set and type in their search bar to explore the world of Horse hair brush knots. And bam I am thrown for a loop by the auto complete list that pops up on the AlieExpress search bar. No sooner than I get "Horse" typed in. The first suggested word to complete my search that pops up is "Dildo" I kid you not! WTF! There I am sitting on the couch trying to find a few new brush knots and AlieExpress thinks I want to get my "freak on". Sweet mother of pearl. We are doomed as a species.
Now I am thinking what to do? Just pretend I didn't see that. Or do I dare click on that and expose my tender sensibiities the wild side of AlieExpress offerings.
Lord help me I clicked on it. What popped up on my screen was just awful and humbling. There seems to be two main types. One group is the anatomically correct type. These may actually be molded from actual full grown excited Clydesdale horses. Then there are the ones that more resemble a human example. But a dude that's been exposed to massive amounts of radiation. But instead of giving him cancer or killing him. One part of him mutated to such a massive size as to be compared the aforementioned Clydesdale.
After this horrifying and brief quick look into a world of which I am thankfully not knowledgeable about. I went back to my original G rated search for a horse hair knot.
Be carerful out there guys. The internet can lead you down paths that are pretty scary.
Fluffy