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(This post was last modified: 11-23-2015, 11:42 AM by Teddyboy.)
1] You get the flu and your spouse wants to know if DR Harris makes house calls.
2] Your wife overhears you say to someone "I love Catie's bubbles," and...that's the last thing you remember.
3] You get strange looks after you ask a co-worker if he'd like to try your Fatboy.
4] Nice looking hair; good backbone; perfect size; very soft tips - okay, I'll ask her out.
5] The phone rings - "Honey, there's a Lee Sabini on the phone and he says he doesn't want to talk to you."
6] As a practical joke you give someone an R41, Feather blades,...and a puck of Caswell-Massey soap.
7] On holidays you give people you don't like a blade sampler comprising Zorrik, Dorco and Merkur razor blades.
8] You tell even non-shavers that you love the smell of Dragon's Blood.
9] You propose to a woman by telling her she's the Mitchell's Wool Fat of all the women you've ever met.
10] As an interviewer for a human resource department you are determined to learn if prospective employees have ever been banned from a shaving forum site.
11] You describe those with very liberal politics as Mergressive.
OK, I know, I know, my wife feels the same. But for what I get paid you don't get Seinfeld or Crystal. Let's see what you can do!
2] Your wife overhears you say to someone "I love Catie's bubbles," and...that's the last thing you remember.
3] You get strange looks after you ask a co-worker if he'd like to try your Fatboy.
4] Nice looking hair; good backbone; perfect size; very soft tips - okay, I'll ask her out.
5] The phone rings - "Honey, there's a Lee Sabini on the phone and he says he doesn't want to talk to you."
6] As a practical joke you give someone an R41, Feather blades,...and a puck of Caswell-Massey soap.
7] On holidays you give people you don't like a blade sampler comprising Zorrik, Dorco and Merkur razor blades.
8] You tell even non-shavers that you love the smell of Dragon's Blood.
9] You propose to a woman by telling her she's the Mitchell's Wool Fat of all the women you've ever met.
10] As an interviewer for a human resource department you are determined to learn if prospective employees have ever been banned from a shaving forum site.
11] You describe those with very liberal politics as Mergressive.
OK, I know, I know, my wife feels the same. But for what I get paid you don't get Seinfeld or Crystal. Let's see what you can do!
Cheers,
Ted
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill
Ted
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill
