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#1
(This post was last modified: 11-23-2015, 11:42 AM by Teddyboy.)
1] You get the flu and your spouse wants to know if DR Harris makes house calls.

2] Your wife overhears you say to someone "I love Catie's bubbles," and...that's the last thing you remember.

3] You get strange looks after you ask a co-worker if he'd like to try your Fatboy.

4] Nice looking hair; good backbone; perfect size; very soft tips - okay, I'll ask her out.

5] The phone rings - "Honey, there's a Lee Sabini on the phone and he says he doesn't want to talk to you."

6] As a practical joke you give someone an R41, Feather blades,...and a puck of Caswell-Massey soap.

7] On holidays you give people you don't like a blade sampler comprising Zorrik, Dorco and Merkur razor blades.

8] You tell even non-shavers that you love the smell of Dragon's Blood.

9] You propose to a woman by telling her she's the Mitchell's Wool Fat of all the women you've ever met.

10] As an interviewer for a human resource department you are determined to learn if prospective employees have ever been banned from a shaving forum site.

11] You describe those with very liberal politics as Mergressive.



OK, I know, I know, my wife feels the same.  But for what I get paid you don't get Seinfeld or Crystal.  Let's see what you can do!

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Cheers,
Ted

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.  Winston Churchill

#2

Member
Austin, TX
Well done- #3 cracked me up.
Kevin
#3

Super Moderator
San Diego, Cal., USA
These all had me laughing and I'm on a city bus right now; very embarrassing. Big Grin
#4
Thanks Freddy. However, I'm a recovering joke-aholic, so lets keep the flattery to a minimum.

kwsher likes this post
Cheers,
Ted

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.  Winston Churchill

#5

Administrator
Philadelphia, PA
#3 could easily get lots of laughs, especially with the easy innuendos.
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.
#6
(11-19-2015, 10:25 PM)andrewjs18 Wrote: #3 could easily get lots of laughs, especially with the easy innuendos.

"Innuendo" is a dangerous word to use when dealing with a joke-aholic like myself. Tongue
Cheers,
Ted

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.  Winston Churchill

#7
Going to try out #6 and I have the perfect person in mind. Evilgrin
#8

Shaven in the Past
I feel your pain. I might add that when your wife claims you spend more time with the mailman than her.
#9

Merchant
Arizona, USA
#3...totally happened. lol
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning” – Mae West


#10

Soap Slinger
Burnsville, MN
#6 fits the legal definition of attempted murder in Rhode Island, I believe.


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