I think a lot of us have embarrassing moments like that. Mine was when I was in Chicago and I was given a free sample of Art of Shaving shaving cream in the Marshall Field's in the Loop. I had just purchased my first shaving brush there and the sample was thrown in. Of course, up to that point I had always used foam or gel in an aerosol can. When I got home to San Diego, I couldn't wait to build my first lather. This was even before I started using a DE razor; it was still a Gillette Mach3 at that point. I simply could not understand how anyone could use the AoS cream because all it did was gunk up my razor and didn't cut my beard. Naturally, being completely green and the tiny sample packet having absolutely no directions, did I bother to add any water to the mix? Noooo. I can laugh about it now and it was only my stubborn insistence that many men shaved with a brush and soap or cream for many years before I came along so I would find out exactly how to do this that finally won the day.
I have to say, though, that even I knew how to open a TTO razor so I definitely think you win this round.
I have to say, though, that even I knew how to open a TTO razor so I definitely think you win this round.