Fluffy’s Curmudgeon Corner

Olfactory receptors?  I’m going to have to moderate that one 

Marko needs a dictionary

I could easily word what I’m presently doing to make some moderator work. 

Lol. Anyone could do that with enough vulgarity, however, I'm imagining you are not referring to vulgar language. That makes me curious and scared... Mostly scared.

Just keep it legal in the lower 48, Ken. Lol.

Double entendres abound. In my arsenal of giggles Marko.  But I strive to keep things below “R” rated.  My filter sometimes cannot keep up with the evolution in the cult of offended that is constantly moving the goal post. This is not a crack on you or any moderator. Because you more than any, have to negotiate the mine field created by the snowflakes.

For those of you that just got upset. The above post is a joke.

Ha!  See, I knew that w/o being told, I am so happy. Or should I be concerned that I get (most times) Fluffy's humor?!

No Eric, just remember we are the ones that are living in “Realville”.

Things do get interesting at times. It’s been quiet lately which I don’t mind. And for the record, I know big words and stuff

Well folks. Didn’t post up a lot yesterday as yet again Daddy’s Girl the gang and I were back at it again. DR34 was under assault by Mom Nature. With the same predictable outcome. Sent the B packing. Last seen her heading up stevechuckfrank ’s way. Apparently Steve has a helper from corporate. While I was deprived of the services of Club Soda Kenny. Without his help I had to push Daddy’s Girl hard. Sock Puppet Bob and Mini Fluffy knew the drill. But Alternative Skin Tone Barbie was a bit upset at the lack of bathroom breaks and snacks. Bob told her to “suck it up buttercup “. Mini Fluffy shortened that phrase and things devolved from there. 
The weather folks forecasted this event to switch over to rain for a while before it cleared out. It did  
NOT do that. As a result the few inches of accumulation needed to be plowed. Which is 6-7 hours of steady work to get the route “curb to curb.” The crew and I got our route done before 1800hrs. But the new guy Frank as with every storm this year. Needed help to finish. Several of us got drafted go on his route. 
Bob, Mini Fluffy and I were rather put out. AST Barbie was excited to see some different scenery. 
After an extra hour of plowing. We were done. 
We stood down at 1900hrs.

Seems like you are getting lots of plowing lately. Not being familiar with PRM, is that normal? We had small flakes that fell for several hours. Made you think no big deal until you noticed trees and decks being buried by 4 or more inches. Temps seem warm enough that roads look clear and wet, but still need to shovel out some areas.
I imagine AST Barbie soon be cussin' like a sailor, roving the streets with the boys of DR34! Either that or she'll be forced to reconsider her life choices!

Well folks. Didn’t post up a lot yesterday as yet again Daddy’s Girl the gang and I were back at it again. DR34 was under assault by Mom Nature. With the same predictable outcome. Sent the B packing. Last seen her heading up stevechuckfrank ’s way. Apparently Steve has a helper from corporate. While I was deprived of the services of Club Soda Kenny. Without his help I had to push Daddy’s Girl hard. Sock Puppet Bob and Mini Fluffy knew the drill. But Alternative Skin Tone Barbie was a bit upset at the lack of bathroom breaks and snacks. Bob told her to “suck it up buttercup “. Mini Fluffy shortened that phrase and things devolved from there. 
The weather folks forecasted this event to switch over to rain for a while before it cleared out. It did  
NOT do that. As a result the few inches of accumulation needed to be plowed. Which is 6-7 hours of steady work to get the route “curb to curb.” The crew and I got our route done before 1800hrs. But the new guy Frank as with every storm this year. Needed help to finish. Several of us got drafted go on his route. 
Bob, Mini Fluffy and I were rather put out. AST Barbie was excited to see some different scenery. 
After an extra hour of plowing. We were done. 
We stood down at 1900hrs.

Good read Ken and another one behind you

Not sure what PRM refers to there Eric. 
I’m guessing you mean my area. This has been on the high side of average. For frequency of snow events. They have all been only a light to moderate amount of accumulation. Whenever we get over 6” then that changes to what they consider heading toward a “heavy” snow. It’s all perspective. Others parts of the country would and should laugh at some of the reactions you get here in Maryland. As a result of a few inches of snow. Forecasting for my area and county is further complicated. By the fact we are at the head of the Chesapeake Bay. The water temperature plays with the air temperature. The southern end of the county can get all rain. And the northern edge up at the Pennsylvania line. Can get several inches. Interstate 95 corridor is usually where a rain/sleet line happens.