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I know, not exactly a Dad joke. But puns are close, aren't they?

Sorry about that.   Once I get started…

200 razors is a lot. Do you feel pressure of them calling out to you, use me, no me.  

Sleep well

Bread guy joke I made up years ago. Hustling bread for Maier’s Bakery. 
Q. When snow is forecast. Why is it better to buy two loaves of bread. Instead of a single loaf of bread and a roll of toilet paper?  
A. Because you can always wipe with bread. But you cannot eat toilet paper. 

All the other jokes I have rattling around in my head are a little/lot  risqué. So I’ll have to abstain from contributing more at present.