(This post was last modified: 03-16-2024, 04:10 AM by Lipripper660.)
Bouki got me thinking about my DR Harris soaps and reminded me how much I like loading from a hard puck. Pulled out the Arlington and had a great shave and yes the scent is wonderful. Thanks Bouki.
As I was finishing putting shave gear away I noticed the commode needed some attention so I grabbed some supplies and went to work. Before long this pot wholluper had the throne gleaming. “She’ll be proud of me” I thought to myself as I finished up my work but as I finished I felt my foot get wet. What? I looked down and water was flooding the floor. What have I done and what extra work have I created? I lifted the lid to discover I had accidentally bumped the bidet to a slow flow that was hitting the seat front and running out the bowl. Darn! I quickly reached down to turn off the flow only to realize that in this posture handles went the other way and I proceeded to full blast the nozzle right into my face. After a sputter and a slap of the handle I got er shut down. I was dripping and disgusted and ended up scrubbing the floor too. I won’t bother telling her about my morning labor and when she asks why the shirt in the hamper is damp I’ll play dumb but I’ll do some laundry tonight to cover my tracks. That bidet. Weirdest place in the world for a drinking fountain but hydration is important.
As I was finishing putting shave gear away I noticed the commode needed some attention so I grabbed some supplies and went to work. Before long this pot wholluper had the throne gleaming. “She’ll be proud of me” I thought to myself as I finished up my work but as I finished I felt my foot get wet. What? I looked down and water was flooding the floor. What have I done and what extra work have I created? I lifted the lid to discover I had accidentally bumped the bidet to a slow flow that was hitting the seat front and running out the bowl. Darn! I quickly reached down to turn off the flow only to realize that in this posture handles went the other way and I proceeded to full blast the nozzle right into my face. After a sputter and a slap of the handle I got er shut down. I was dripping and disgusted and ended up scrubbing the floor too. I won’t bother telling her about my morning labor and when she asks why the shirt in the hamper is damp I’ll play dumb but I’ll do some laundry tonight to cover my tracks. That bidet. Weirdest place in the world for a drinking fountain but hydration is important.
(03-15-2024, 12:57 AM)Lipripper660 Wrote: Bouki got me thinking about my DR Harris soaps and reminded me how much I like loading from a hard puck. Pulled out the Arlington and had a great shave and yes the scent is wonderful. Thanks Bouki.Thanks for the laugh, Lip! If only you caught that on video...
As I was finishing putting shave gear away I noticed the commode needed some attention so I grabbed some supplies and went to work. Before long this pot wholluper had the throne gleaming. “She’ll be proud of me” I thought to myself as I finished up my work but as I finished I felt my foot get wet. What? I looked down and water was flooding the floor. What have I done and what extra work have I created? I lifted the lid to discover I had accidentally bumped the bidet to a slow flow that was hitting the seat front and running out the bowl. Darn! I quickly reached down to turn off the flow only to realize that in this posture handles went the other way and I proceeded to full blast the nozzle right into my face. After a sputter and a slap of the handle I got er shit down. I was dripping and disgusted and ended up scrubbing the floor too. I won’t bother telling her about my morning labor and when she asks why the shirt in the hamper is damp I’ll play dumb but I’ll do some laundry tonight to cover my tracks. That bidet. Weirdest place in the world for a drinking fountain but hydration is important.
(03-15-2024, 01:17 AM)FaceScraper Wrote:(03-15-2024, 12:57 AM)Lipripper660 Wrote: Bouki got me thinking about my DR Harris soaps and reminded me how much I like loading from a hard puck. Pulled out the Arlington and had a great shave and yes the scent is wonderful. Thanks Bouki.Thanks for the laugh, Lip! If only you caught that on video...
As I was finishing putting shave gear away I noticed the commode needed some attention so I grabbed some supplies and went to work. Before long this pot wholluper had the throne gleaming. “She’ll be proud of me” I thought to myself as I finished up my work but as I finished I felt my foot get wet. What? I looked down and water was flooding the floor. What have I done and what extra work have I created? I lifted the lid to discover I had accidentally bumped the bidet to a slow flow that was hitting the seat front and running out the bowl. Darn! I quickly reached down to turn off the flow only to realize that in this posture handles went the other way and I proceeded to full blast the nozzle right into my face. After a sputter and a slap of the handle I got er shit down. I was dripping and disgusted and ended up scrubbing the floor too. I won’t bother telling her about my morning labor and when she asks why the shirt in the hamper is damp I’ll play dumb but I’ll do some laundry tonight to cover my tracks. That bidet. Weirdest place in the world for a drinking fountain but hydration is important.
... And the Freudian slip indicates non-fiction for sure
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Tonight's shave was exceptional - one of those shaves where every piece of kit from Pre to Finish works together and works perfectly.
Pre ...... CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser Bar
Brush .... Morris & Forndran L7 Finest (28mm)
Soap ..... AION Skincare Trésor (Maxima)
Razor .... Eversharp Hydro-Magic (Schick Type I-2)
Blade .... Proline B-20
Post ..... Witch Hazel (w/alcohol)
Post ..... CeraVe Hydrating Hyaluronic Acid Serum
Post ..... Seven Minerals Aloe Vera Gel
Finish ... Amouage Jubilation 40 Man
Tonight's shave was exceptional - one of those shaves where every piece of kit from Pre to Finish works together and works perfectly.
Pre ...... CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser Bar
Brush .... Morris & Forndran L7 Finest (28mm)
Soap ..... AION Skincare Trésor (Maxima)
Razor .... Eversharp Hydro-Magic (Schick Type I-2)
Blade .... Proline B-20
Post ..... Witch Hazel (w/alcohol)
Post ..... CeraVe Hydrating Hyaluronic Acid Serum
Post ..... Seven Minerals Aloe Vera Gel
Finish ... Amouage Jubilation 40 Man
Technique Trumps Tools
Skin Care Trumps Skin Repair
Be Cool, be Kind, and be Well
-- Mike --
Skin Care Trumps Skin Repair
Be Cool, be Kind, and be Well
-- Mike --
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