Tinkle Habits

I'm sure you've all heard the one about the two guys walking home from the pub, they stop along the way to have a leak off a bridge over a river. While standing there relieving themselves the one guy says "water's cold" and the other replies "deep too". Guys, what are you going to do?

I hear you Matsilainen about the guys leaning on the wall, maybe they're passing a stone. What I don't get is the guys that crowd right up to the wall hanging urinal bowls so they get a tight seal between them and the porcelain. Whats up with that? Don't they see all the urine all over the urinal thats now on their pants? Either they're really, really shy or they feel a pressing need to clean all fixtures with their pants.

I just pee out the window. It helps conserve water.

I've always thought that men should have a "target" on a urinal. Something like that would most definitely help from becoming a splasher. Just a simple bullseye or something funny to aim for would go a long way. I should work on a patent.

Story time...

Decades ago I attended a shooting match in Central Lake Michigan (Second Chance) It was a weeks worth of shooters getting together to shoot, eat great food (whole BBQed steers by the Lions Club) and after shooting drinking beer. Once one had a beer the shooting was absolutely over for that person for the day. Anyway, there were urinals dug into the ground and the enemies of shooters and the USA had their pictures prominently displayed in the trenches. I LOLed about that at the time.

It's because people tend to aim at things. This is why a lot of urinals have those little bee stickers in them. Ideally, they get placed strategically to minimize backsplash.

Story time...

Decades ago I attended a shooting match in Central Lake Michigan (Second Chance) It was a weeks worth of shooters getting together to shoot, eat great food (whole BBQed steers by the Lions Club) and after shooting drinking beer. Once one had a beer the shooting was absolutely over for that person for the day. Anyway, there were urinals dug into the ground and the enemies of shooters  and the USA had their pictures prominently displayed in the trenches. I LOLed about that at the time.

What a great idea!! Nobody can criticize you for using an identifiable person's image for that kind of target practice.