Merchant
Arizona, USA
A Holiday Phoenix Tradition!
BOOOOOM!!!! Get In On Our Traditional Lump Of Coal Contest with each purchase! Find A Ruby in your Lump of Coal & win a $50 Gift Card! Find A Diamond & win a $40 Gift Card & Find An Emerald win a $25 Gift Card! FIND LUMP OF COAL HERE: http://shor.by/s4ec
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More Than Just A Novelty
Scent Profile: Cool, Green, Woody, Metallic, Holly Berry, Coal Stove-ish and Hints of Dark Chocolate.
First 50 Bundles Include Limited, Collectible, Holographic Label!
I gotta say, "LOC" is pretty darn nice, especially after it dries down. I can say for certain that longtime fans of our popular, now discontinued, First Due will appreciate Lump Of Coal greatly.
NEW THIS YEAR...Lump Of Coal Deodorant!
If I were to categorize this I'd say it is Industrial Gourmand. I know what you're thinking, Doug, that's not a thing. Only it is...NOW! [see how that works? I just say something exists and get someone, beside myself, to agree, you, and it's magically a thing! So yeah, I'll need you to nod in agreement before we proceed. Thank you.]
Trust me when I say you'll be pleasantly amused and surprised at this one for sure! Good Luck!
The Lump Of Coal Collection: Our Ultra Premium Formula CK6 Shave Soap, Artisan Aftershave/Cologne, Lump Of CUBE, Artisan Deodorant, Star Jelly Aftershave, Solid Cologne, Eau De Parfum, Body Soap, Shampoo, Beard Balm, Premium Beard Oil/Preshave Oil, and Vent Scent Car Air Fresheners!
MERRY SHAVEMAS SHAVE CADETS!
"Over A Decade Of Different, Phoenix Shaving!"
#UltraPremium #HolidayScents #LumpOfCoal #PhoenixShaving #AcceptNoImitators #SciFiShave #AShaveNewWorld #TrySomethingDifferent
BOOOOOM!!!! Get In On Our Traditional Lump Of Coal Contest with each purchase! Find A Ruby in your Lump of Coal & win a $50 Gift Card! Find A Diamond & win a $40 Gift Card & Find An Emerald win a $25 Gift Card! FIND LUMP OF COAL HERE: http://shor.by/s4ec
More Than Just A Novelty
Scent Profile: Cool, Green, Woody, Metallic, Holly Berry, Coal Stove-ish and Hints of Dark Chocolate.
First 50 Bundles Include Limited, Collectible, Holographic Label!
I gotta say, "LOC" is pretty darn nice, especially after it dries down. I can say for certain that longtime fans of our popular, now discontinued, First Due will appreciate Lump Of Coal greatly.
NEW THIS YEAR...Lump Of Coal Deodorant!
If I were to categorize this I'd say it is Industrial Gourmand. I know what you're thinking, Doug, that's not a thing. Only it is...NOW! [see how that works? I just say something exists and get someone, beside myself, to agree, you, and it's magically a thing! So yeah, I'll need you to nod in agreement before we proceed. Thank you.]
Trust me when I say you'll be pleasantly amused and surprised at this one for sure! Good Luck!
The Lump Of Coal Collection: Our Ultra Premium Formula CK6 Shave Soap, Artisan Aftershave/Cologne, Lump Of CUBE, Artisan Deodorant, Star Jelly Aftershave, Solid Cologne, Eau De Parfum, Body Soap, Shampoo, Beard Balm, Premium Beard Oil/Preshave Oil, and Vent Scent Car Air Fresheners!
MERRY SHAVEMAS SHAVE CADETS!
"Over A Decade Of Different, Phoenix Shaving!"
#UltraPremium #HolidayScents #LumpOfCoal #PhoenixShaving #AcceptNoImitators #SciFiShave #AShaveNewWorld #TrySomethingDifferent
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