Merchant
Arizona, USA
http://shor.by/Nren
Some said it was a little too late in the summer for opening the gates...
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Greetings Shave Cadets & Welcome to Camp Phoenix! *Boo Hag Bug juice to the right, A.I Alien archery to the left. One must never confuse the two at any cost.
Things Are Different This Year...
Scent Profile: Mesquite Wood, Pine & White Sage Fire with White Birch, Tar, Charcoal & Spice Notes. (a virtual smellscape.) No longer S'mores & Smoke! ?
First 50 Bundles Include NEW, Limited Edition, Collectible Holographic Soap Label!
Camp Phoenix Summer 2024 Edition is familiar, but not the same camp you attended years before. There have been some significant changes around here. Such is the delicate, ephemeral nature of a mystical place in space, where the veil is thin and the stones stand themselves up on their own! A place where the high strangeness runs thick as quicksilver-syrup through its mycorrhizal network. A paranormal play-doh fun factory pressed down under the fuzzy elbow of a sleeping, snoring sasquatch! A whimsical wormhole of a Schrödinger's Sleepover Camp traveling through a random, slow moving loop around the 1980's. A place where we also, sometimes, do arts & crafts.
What is Camp Phoenix? Or better still, where is Camp Phoenix?
The answer is rather simple, anywhere it wants to be at any given moment, sometime between 1980 & the last day of 1989. That's the only thing we can really be sure of. That fact and backdrop is a constant and will never change. Until it does. Because that's just inevitable with this sort of sci-fi thing. There's also always cryptids. So please remember, the buddy system is your friend. (see what I did there?)
How does one truly describe the scent in English or any Earth language, where the words will only fail as they fall from your mouth? Maybe if we reorganize the letters? Maybe, just maybe, if we paint with them instead...hmmm. (hold my yerba mate, mate!)
Camp Phoenix is Canoe Trips & Starfish Sailing Boats afloat Lake Lil' Nessie, Bigfoot's Edible Flora & Bug Identification Trail Walks, Mothman's Candlelight Night Hikes, Clown Fruit's Face Painted Capture The Flag, Wendigo Wilderness Survival Course, Lost Dutchman's Grim Rapids Gold Panning, Skinwalker Soccer, Spring-Heeled Jack's Jumping Rope Course, Space Time Hand Drumming, Doug's Dowsing Wood Whittling Hour, The Talking Stick (but not the one you remember), and lastly, Chef Chupacabra's Annual End-of-Summer Weenie Roast and a final evening of Flickering, Face-Lit Flashlight, Ghost Tales told around a grand & crackling fire! [smells just like this.]
Did That Make Scents?
The point is, the place has got a certain kinda vibe, as does the accord itself. The perfect balance of both déjá vu & je ne sais quoi. (something strange & also French is going on here.)
Now let us get literal and hope for the best. Shall we?
Camp Phoenix 2024 is Mesquite Wood, Pine & White Sage Fire with White Birch, Tar, Charcoal & Spice Notes. No more S'mores and a simple, innocent campfire. Oh no, this scent provides one with a particular place in space & time, Camp Phoenix 2024!
Welcome Back Shave Cadets!
(and thanks for your support!)
Counselor Doug, Fran & Face Painted Capture The Flag Champion, Huxley!
http://shor.by/Nren [Please Share This Post!]
"try something different, Phoenix Shaving!"
#OriginalScent #CampPhoenix #PhoenixShaving #PhoenixArtisanAccoutrements #WetShaving #Artisan #AShaveNewWorld
Some said it was a little too late in the summer for opening the gates...
Greetings Shave Cadets & Welcome to Camp Phoenix! *Boo Hag Bug juice to the right, A.I Alien archery to the left. One must never confuse the two at any cost.
Things Are Different This Year...
Scent Profile: Mesquite Wood, Pine & White Sage Fire with White Birch, Tar, Charcoal & Spice Notes. (a virtual smellscape.) No longer S'mores & Smoke! ?
First 50 Bundles Include NEW, Limited Edition, Collectible Holographic Soap Label!
Camp Phoenix Summer 2024 Edition is familiar, but not the same camp you attended years before. There have been some significant changes around here. Such is the delicate, ephemeral nature of a mystical place in space, where the veil is thin and the stones stand themselves up on their own! A place where the high strangeness runs thick as quicksilver-syrup through its mycorrhizal network. A paranormal play-doh fun factory pressed down under the fuzzy elbow of a sleeping, snoring sasquatch! A whimsical wormhole of a Schrödinger's Sleepover Camp traveling through a random, slow moving loop around the 1980's. A place where we also, sometimes, do arts & crafts.
What is Camp Phoenix? Or better still, where is Camp Phoenix?
The answer is rather simple, anywhere it wants to be at any given moment, sometime between 1980 & the last day of 1989. That's the only thing we can really be sure of. That fact and backdrop is a constant and will never change. Until it does. Because that's just inevitable with this sort of sci-fi thing. There's also always cryptids. So please remember, the buddy system is your friend. (see what I did there?)
How does one truly describe the scent in English or any Earth language, where the words will only fail as they fall from your mouth? Maybe if we reorganize the letters? Maybe, just maybe, if we paint with them instead...hmmm. (hold my yerba mate, mate!)
Camp Phoenix is Canoe Trips & Starfish Sailing Boats afloat Lake Lil' Nessie, Bigfoot's Edible Flora & Bug Identification Trail Walks, Mothman's Candlelight Night Hikes, Clown Fruit's Face Painted Capture The Flag, Wendigo Wilderness Survival Course, Lost Dutchman's Grim Rapids Gold Panning, Skinwalker Soccer, Spring-Heeled Jack's Jumping Rope Course, Space Time Hand Drumming, Doug's Dowsing Wood Whittling Hour, The Talking Stick (but not the one you remember), and lastly, Chef Chupacabra's Annual End-of-Summer Weenie Roast and a final evening of Flickering, Face-Lit Flashlight, Ghost Tales told around a grand & crackling fire! [smells just like this.]
Did That Make Scents?
The point is, the place has got a certain kinda vibe, as does the accord itself. The perfect balance of both déjá vu & je ne sais quoi. (something strange & also French is going on here.)
Now let us get literal and hope for the best. Shall we?
Camp Phoenix 2024 is Mesquite Wood, Pine & White Sage Fire with White Birch, Tar, Charcoal & Spice Notes. No more S'mores and a simple, innocent campfire. Oh no, this scent provides one with a particular place in space & time, Camp Phoenix 2024!
Welcome Back Shave Cadets!
(and thanks for your support!)
Counselor Doug, Fran & Face Painted Capture The Flag Champion, Huxley!
http://shor.by/Nren [Please Share This Post!]
"try something different, Phoenix Shaving!"
#OriginalScent #CampPhoenix #PhoenixShaving #PhoenixArtisanAccoutrements #WetShaving #Artisan #AShaveNewWorld
“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.” ~ Carl Sagan