Shaving terms I don't like

I know this is an old thread, and I didn't want to go through 26 pages of replies to see if anyone else had posted them, but the terms that drive me crazy are the short-hand name for Declaration Grooming brushes.  "Washo" and "Jeffo" for Washington and Jefferson.  Drives me a little crazy for whatever reason. 

So you’re not ordering a Teddy I take it?

For whatever reason, "Teddy" doesn't bother me.  Maybe because that's a known nick-name for Theodore?  I dunno.  Ok, never mind, add it to the list!!