NEWBIE TO VETERAN SHAVER: I've been thinking of trying one of these old fashioned [DE] razors but, don't you cut your fingers changing blades?
VETERAN: If I cut my fingers changing the blade I'd switch to an electric, avoid sharp objects, and have my wife cut my steak for me.
NEWBIE: What about your face?
VETERAN: I've cut my face but not while changing the blade.
VETERAN: If I cut my fingers changing the blade I'd switch to an electric, avoid sharp objects, and have my wife cut my steak for me.
NEWBIE: What about your face?
VETERAN: I've cut my face but not while changing the blade.