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(08-20-2017, 05:15 PM)BadDad Wrote: Stirling Arkadia splashIt’s one of those moments that will stay with you forever. The whole event sounds like a scene from some artsy movie, but I’m going to say this was a good thing, and a story you can tell people even years from now.
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She proceeded to rub my shiny head with both hands, hold them to her face, and walk away breathing in her hands, without saying a word...
I don't think I will ever experience anything like that ever again. I can't decide if that is a good thing or not..
It also reminded me of sitting in a night club in Helsinki, Finland, back in late 1991. A beautiful but rather intoxicated girl shows up from behind a corner, leans down, puts her hand under my chin and tries to kiss me on the mouth. In my utter amazement over the situation, I leaned away. She looked at me with disappointment and said: “You’re difficult.”
Ever since that night, some of my friends have called me difficult…
Now, where’s that Arkadia order button…
Whenever I go to shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving, so I say “I’m gonna go shave, too.”
– Mitch Hedberg
– Mitch Hedberg
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