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Magnolia season in Kentucky! One of Mo's versions

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TommyCarioca Here is the 2024 Magnolia label.

Man, I am ready. I think i have 3 versions. This will be the fourth!

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TommyCarioca Here is the 2024 Magnolia label.

Cannot begin to relate how hateful magnolia trees are: stink like cheap prostitutes, shed leaves 24/7/365, the leaves are acidic and poison the ground where they land, the tree grows hideous ugly surface roots that make it weak to winds and impossible to walk under. Only the Southern Scrub Pine is uglier and more useless but at least it doesn't smell like a low rent bordello.

DanLaw are you trying to say you don't like magnolias?

TommyCarioca Here is the 2024 Magnolia label.

Cannot begin to relate how hateful magnolia trees are: stink like cheap prostitutes, shed leaves 24/7/365, the leaves are acidic and poison the ground where they land, the tree grows hideous ugly surface roots that make it weak to winds and impossible to walk under. Only the Southern Scrub Pine is uglier and more useless but at least it doesn't smell like a low rent bordello.

Not all mags are like southern mags. The deciduous varieties are great trees. Cucumber, big leaf and umbrella mags are indigenous to the smokies and have none of those traits. Sounds like you need to cut some trees down Danny boy?!

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TommyCarioca Here is the 2024 Magnolia label.

Cannot begin to relate how hateful magnolia trees are: stink like cheap prostitutes, shed leaves 24/7/365, the leaves are acidic and poison the ground where they land, the tree grows hideous ugly surface roots that make it weak to winds and impossible to walk under. Only the Southern Scrub Pine is uglier and more useless but at least it doesn't smell like a low rent bordello.

Not all mags are like southern mags. The deciduous varieties are great trees. Cucumber, big leaf and umbrella mags are indigenous to the smokies and have none of those traits. Sounds like you need to cut some trees down Danny boy?!

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Had them up north too: felt same way.

Believe me, given druthers, would be the Azrael of magnolia trees worldwide.

Unfortunately, SO loves the hideous unholy things

The next edition will contain some real Neroli EO!

The next edition will contain some real Neroli EO!

Lavender, my all time favorite scent for soap!!

Cannot begin to relate how hateful magnolia trees are: stink like cheap prostitutes, shed leaves 24/7/365, the leaves are acidic and poison the ground where they land, the tree grows hideous ugly surface roots that make it weak to winds and impossible to walk under. Only the Southern Scrub Pine is uglier and more useless but at least it doesn't smell like a low rent bordello.

My grandmother, who lived in the midwest, loved Southern Mags.  When they moved to KY in '58 after retirement to be with us, the first thing they did was to plant one in their small backyard.  Twenty some years later I'm now mowing around that dang tree every week.  Mulching mowers weren't a thing back then so your mower would just shoot the dropped leaves out the discharge chute because the leaves were tough enough to survive the blade.  After both of my grandparents passed away the first thing my mother did was to cut that magnolia down.

At least the Southern Mags doesn't spread green pollen over everything for a whole month like the Scrub Pines do.